Coming soon are shirts. They will available for shipping Aug. 26, 2015.
You can wear them to your local:
- Country Club
- Bake Sale
- Baby Shower
- My personal Favorite: Chuck-E-Cheese
If you wouldn’t mind help support my broke-ass endeavors I will be forever in your debt. Well, maybe not, but I’ll drink a beer with ya and shoot the shit. New York is extremely expensive so if you wouldnt mind helping your old buddy, ol’ pal, (we’ve met right?), maybe, one day, I can buy a new pair of shoes.
If you would like to reserve one of these shirts please feel free to email me at
Because of all the different platforms of communication these days, I won’t be able to keep track of them all so please keep inquiries and requests for merch to this one email.
Please include: Name, email, number of shirt(s), size(s), and anything else you want to say. These will be available in the next week, as soon as The King Nerd gets back from camping and can help me set up all the proper money transferring and receipt accounts.
Limited numbers so act fast. $25